just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:

#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got

I think it’s time to bring this back

Can we take a moment to talk about the last tip about dumping the body in international waters?
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Can we take a moment to talk about how the URL is goodbye-old-friend?